Life Sux For A Guy Named Chuck

You'd Hate Your Name Too, If It Rymed F***

Everyone Hates You

Cause Your Name Makes Them Spew

And No One Know Chuck Come From Charlie

A Name O So Gnarly



NAMES (who Wants 'em)

MONICERS (who Needs 'em)

LABELS FOR LIES

SO WE'TR NOT ALL CALLED "GUYS"



If Your Name Was Red

You'd Probably Be Better Off Dead

And If Your Name Was Bart

(hey, That Sounds Like Fart!)

And If Your Mom Liked The Name Lester

She Is Probably Nothing More Than A Molester



NAMES (who Wants 'em)

MONICERS (who Needs 'em)

LABELS FOR LIES

SO WE'TR NOT ALL CALLED "GUYS"



Funky, Long,

And Pronounced Wrong

Every Name Is Lame When It All Comes Around

So I Think Im Gonna Blow, HIT THE GROUND



Intoxication Is My Inspiration!