My Life's

In Jeopardy

Murdered In Cold Blood Is What I'm Gonna Be

I Haven't Been Home Since Friday Night And Now My Wife

Is Comin' After Me



Give Me Police Protection

Gonna Buy A Gun So I Can Look After Number One

Give Me A Bodyguard --

A Blackbelt Judeo Expert

With A Machine Gun!



Gonna Buy A Tank And An Aeroplane!

When She Catches Up With Me,

Won't Be No Time To Explain

She Thinks I've Been With Another Woman

And That's Enough

To Send Her Half-insane!



Gonna Buy A Fast Car, Put On My Lead Boots, And Take A Long, Long Drive

I May End Up Spendin' All My Money,

But I'll Still Be Alive!



All I Did Was Have A Bit Too Much To Drink

And Picked The Wrong Precinct

Got Picked Up By The Law And Now I Ain't Got Time To Think



Gonna Buy A Tank And An Aeroplane!

When She Catches Up With Me,

Won't Be No Time To Explain

She Thinks I've Been With Another Woman

And That's Enough

To Send Her Half-insane!



Gonna Buy A Fast Car, Put On My Lead Boots, And Take A Long, Long Drive

I May End Up Spendin' All My Money,

But I'll Still Be Alive!



And I'm Oh, So Tired Of Running

Gonna Lay Down On The Floor

I Gotta Rest Some Time

So I Can Get To Run Some More

Yeah!



She's Comin'!

She's Comin'!

She's Comin'!

She's Comin'!

She's Comin'!

She's Comin'!

She's Comin'!

She's Comin'!

She's Comin'!

She's Comin'!