I've Got A Regular Problem
So My Standard Break From Life Is In Order
I'm Having Trouble Making Sentences
I'm Older But I Don't Feel Any Smarter
You See I Don't Know What I Said To You
And Now You're Pissed At You Know Who
And I Guess I Deserve It
I Wish I Could Waste My Time Without Wasting All Your Time
I Try To Leave A Good Impression
But It's Hard When My Obsession's In A Wine Glass
And When You're Only 23
It's Not Attractive To Complain About Your Sore Back
Yes I Can Bitch Until My Eyes Are Blue
And You're In Bed With Someone New
And I Guess You Deserve Him
Wish I Could Waste My Time Without Wasting All Your Time
You Say I'm Fixable
A Classic Case, Lack Of Will
I Say I Don't Wanna Try
I'd Rather Stay Here All Night

I've Got A Motivation Problem
So My Standard Break From Life Is Getting Longer
Spent Over 30 Hours In This Bed
In Two Days, I Guess I Could've Phoned Her
But Now That I'm Awake
I'd Rather Take A Drink
And Walk Down To The Lake
And Beg The Sky For Lightning Bolts
I Can't Waste My Time Without Wasting All Your Time
You Say It's Fixable
A Classic Case, Lack Of Will
I Say I Don't Wanna Try
I'd Rather Sit Here All Night