When I Was Young I Was A Fool
I Was Somebody Else's Tool
I Was At The Mercy Of My So-called Friends
You Never Saw A Joke Like Me
I Was As Dumb As I Could Be

If I Could Go Back To My School
I'd Show 'em How I Broke The Rules
I'd Show 'em All My Wordly Cool

One Day I Fell Out Of The Pack
I Felt Like Yasser Arafat
It Was A Close Shave But I Skipped That Trap
And Now I've Done Some Growing Up
I Ain't The Same Old Buttercup

If I Could Go Back To My School
I'd Show 'em All My Worldly Cool

I Never Dared To Take A Chance
I Never Asked A Girl To Dance
And All My Dreams Were Out Of Reach
And When The Girls Came Out To Play
I Never Had A Thing To Say
And All My Dreams Were Out Of Reach
I Never Thought To Disobey
Not Like I Always Do Today

If I Could Go Back To My School
I'd Show 'em All My Worldly Cool