I Once Had A Girlfriend But Then One Day She Dumped Me And Everywhere I Go People Would Ask Me Where She Was I Don't Want To Talk About Her Someone Always Asks About Her So I Tell Them All My Girlfriends Dead I Say Its Leukemia Or Sometimes Bulemia Or A Great Big Truck Ran Her Over And Chopped Off Her Head I Don't Want To Talk About Her Someone Always Asks About Her So I Tell Them All Shes Dead I Guess Theres A Part Of Me That Lacks Sympathy Oh The Looks On Their Faces When I Tell Them How She Passed Away I Don't Want To Talk About Her Someone Always Asks About Her So I Tell Them All Shes Dead [my Girlfriends Dead...] My Girlfriends Dead You See Its A Total Lie But Its Easier On Me Than Having To Admit That She Likes Someone Else [my Girlfriends Dead...] My Girlfriends Dead You Know Please Change The Subject, Im Going To Go Jump Off A Building And Join Her In Heaven I Don't Want To Talk About Her Someone Always Asks About Her I Don't Want To Talk About Her Someone Alwayss Asks About Her So I Tell Them All My Girlfriends Dead