My Ex-girlfriend's Boyfriend's Got A Band

He Writes Love Songs About Her

& From What I Understand

He's The Expert Now At Takin' Off Her Clothes

He's Got Two Songs On The Radio

I Wish I'd Written Those

My Ex-girlfriend's Boyfriend's Got A Band



My Ex-girlfriend's Boyfriend's Got A Band

He Writes Love Songs About Her

Even I Can Understand

& He's Got A Certain Something I Suppose

His New Song's On The Radio

& This Is How It Goes:

(this Is Him Singing)



I Don't Want To Live In This World Anymore

I Don't Want To Live In This World Anymore

(he Doesn't Wanna Live In This World Anymore)

Where Will I Find True Love?

(where Will He Find True Love?)



My Ex-girlfriend Naked On The Sand

A Summer's Day Two Years Ago

When I Was Still Her Man

I Was The Expert Then At Takin' Off Her Clothes

& That's All Ancient History

& That's The Way It Goes

But I've Been Working On My Keyboards

(yeah Right)

Practising Guitar

& Takin' Lots Of Bass Lessons

To Expand My Repertoire

& My New Girlfriend My New Girlfriend

My New Girlfriend My New Girlfriend

My New Girlfriend My New Girlfriend

My New Girlfriend My New Girlfriend [etc]

My New Girlfriend's Boyfriend's Got A Band