She Said She's Gonna Quit Me,
If I Didn't Quit The Booze.
So I Just Started Drinkin' More,
To See If She Would Really Choose.
And I Have To Hand It To That Girl:
She Meant Every Breath.
An' I'm Glad She Did, 'cause I Was About,
To Drink Myself To Death.

Because My Drinkin' Problem Left Today.
She Packed Up All Her Things And Walked Away.
Well, It Looks Like Off The Bottle Now Is Where I'm Gonna Stay,
Because My Drinkin' Problem Left Today.

-Instrumental Break-

Well, She Said I Had Problems:
Boy, Was She Ever Right?
To Keep From Goin' Home To Her,
I'd Stay Out, Drunk, All Night.
And I Believe That Woman Left Me,
In The Nick Of Time.
If She'd A-stayed Much Longer,
I'd Have Drinked Up My Last Dime.

Because My Drinkin' Problem Left Today.
She Packed Up All Her Things And Walked Away.
And It Looks Like Off The Bottle Now Is Where I'm Gonna Stay,
Because My Drinkin' Problem Left Today.

Yeah, It Looks Like Off The Bottle Now Is Where I'm Gonna Stay,
Because My Drinkin' Problem Left Today.