My Gross Ex Can′t Sing
Even Though I Told Him That He Could
I Used To Let Him Duet With MeBut He Wasn't Any Good

I Guess He Could Hold A Tune
Or Maybe Fit In A High School Choir
But I Like Music And This Stupid Guitar Shit
Was Making Me Kinda Tired

But It Was All I Had
Yeah, It Was All I Could Think Of

I Tried To Put It Nicely
I Tried To Do The Right Thing
Why Would You Say Some Shit Like That?

You Know I Couldn′t Help It
You Handle This So Selfishly
My Dog Won't Miss You Baby
You're Dead To Me
Not A Friend To Me, Oh

Idiot
I Just Can′t Stand Thinking Of The Way I Gave Him So Much Time
Wasting My Energy Fake-enjoying All His Forced Rhymes
I Wanted To Make Shit, But I Couldn′t Do It
So I Sat With The Boy In His Basement
Who I Could've Done So Much Better Than
Anyways

But It Was All I Had
Yeah, It Was All That Was In Front Of Me

I Tried To Put It Nicely
I Tried To Do The Right Thing
Why Would You Say Some Shit Like That?

You Know I Couldn′t Help It
You Handle This So Selfishly
My Dog Won't Miss You Baby
You′re Dead To Me
Not A Friend To Me, Oh

I Tried To Put It Nicely
I Tried To Do The Right Thing
Why Would You Say Some Shit Like That?

You Know I Couldn't Help It
You Handle This So Selfishly
My Dog Won′t Miss You Baby
You're Dead To Me
Not A Friend To Me, Oh