Hailie: Dick What Are You Doing?



Eminem And Hailie: Okay Then! Everybody Listen Up!



Eminem: I'm Goin' To Hell! Who's Comin' With Me???!?



Hailie: Somebody Please Help Him! I Think My Dick's Gone Crazy...



Verse 1

There's No Mountain I Can't Climb, There's No Tower Too High, No Plane That I Can't Learn How To Fly/what Do I Gotta Do To Get Through To You, To Show You There Ain't Nothin' I Can't Take This Chainsaw To?/f**kin' Brains, Brawn And Brass Balls, I Cut'em Off, And Got'em Pickled And Bronzed In A Glass Jar Inside Of A Hall/ With My Framed Autographed Sunglasses With Elton John's Name On My Drag Wall, I'm Out The Closet, I've Been Lyin' My Ass Off/All This Time Me And Dre Been F**kin' With Hats Off (Suck It, Marshall). So Tell Laura And Her Husband To Back Off/ Before I Push This Muthaf**kin' Button And Blast Off And Launch One At These Russians And That's All/blow Every F**kin' Thing Except Afghanistan On The Map Off. When Will It Stop? When Will I Knock The Crap Off?/Hailie, Tell 'em Baby,( My Dick's Lost It!!)



Chorus

There's Really Nothin' Else To Say, I... I Can't Explain It/I Think My Dick's Gone Crazy / A Little Help From Hailie Jade, Won't You Tell 'em Baby/I Think My Dick's Gone Crazy / There's Nothin' You Could Do Or Say That Could Ever Change Me/I Think My Dick's Gone Crazy/There's No One On Earth That Can Save Me, Not Even Hailie/I Think My Dick's Gone Crazy



Verse 2

It's Like My Bitch Always Told Me, Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana And Codeine And/ Goddammit You Little Bitchf**ker If You Ain't Got Nuthin' Nice To Say Then Don't Say Nuthin'/…..uh, F**k That Shit Mother Eat A Bitchf**kin' Dad, Chew On A Prick And Lick/a Million Bitchf**kin' Cocks Per Second, I'd Rather Put Out A Bitchf**kin' Gospel Record/I'd Rather Be A Pussy Whipped Mother, Eat Pussy, And Have Pussy Lips Glued To My Face With A Clit Ring In My Nose Then Quit Bringin' My Flows/ Quit Givin' Me My