My Mom Always Liked Paul The Best

She Liked His Smile And The Way He Dressed

And When He Sang

His Mouth Made An O Whoah



Dad Liked The Girl Who Did "Delta Dawn"

But I'll Save That For Another Song

He Loves All Animals

Is What You Gotta Know



We Started Getting Death Threats

In The Mailbox Milk Sucks,

Let The Animals Go

They Were Blaming My Dad

For Testing On Cats

They Were Blaming My Dad,

My Dad?



My Dad (my Dad) Versus Paul McCartney

He Likes To Eat Meat It's True

My Dad (my Dad) Versus Paul McCartney

He Don't Really Care If You Don't Eat It Too



Paul Thought My Dad Was A Science Guy

That Makes Shampoo That Doesn't Hurt Your Eyes

He Got Reported To P.e.t.a Well,

They Had Protests In The Neighbourhood

When They Found Out They Didn't Feel Too Good



They Were Looking For A Guy

With A Different Name

We Stopped Getting Death Threats In The Mailbox

Our Lives Are Back To Normal



And Now Mom And Dad Wanna Get A Cat

Wanna Get A Cat

My Mom And Dad (my Dad) Versus Paul McCartney

He Likes To Eat Meat It's True

My Dad (my Dad) Versus Paul McCartney



He Don't Really Care If You Don't Eat It Too

Don't Eat It Too

Don't Eat It Too

Don't Eat It Too, Baby,

You Know That It's True