Hailie: Daddy What Are You Doing?



Eminem And Hailie: Okay Then! Everybody Listen Up!



Eminem: I'm Goin' To Hell! Who's Comin' With Me???!?



Hailie: Somebody Please Help Him! I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy...



Verse 1

There's No Mountain I Can't Climb, There's No Tower Too High, No Plane That I Can't Learn How To Fly/what Do I Gotta Do To Get Through To You, To Show You There Ain't Nothin' I Can't Take This Chainsaw To?/f**kin' Brains, Brawn And Brass Balls, I Cut'em Off, And Got'em Pickled And Bronzed In A Glass Jar Inside Of A Hall/ With My Framed Autographed Sunglasses With Elton John's Name On My Drag Wall, I'm Out The Closet, I've Been Lyin' My Ass Off/All This Time Me And Dre Been F**kin' With Hats Off (Suck It, Marshall). So Tell Laura And Her Husband To Back Off/ Before I Push This Muthaf**kin' Button And Blast Off And Launch One At These Russians And That's All/blow Every F**kin' Thing Except Afghanistan On The Map Off. When Will It Stop? When Will I Knock The Crap Off?/Hailie, Tell 'em Baby,( My Dad's Lost It!!)



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There's Really Nothin' Else To Say, I... I Can't Explain It/I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy / A Little Help From Hailie Jade, Won't You Tell 'em Baby/I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy / There's Nothin' You Could Do Or Say That Could Ever Change Me/I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy/There's No One On Earth That Can Save Me, Not Even Hailie/I Think My Dad's Gone Crazy



Verse 2

It's Like My Mother Always Told Me, Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana And Codeine And/ Goddammit You Little Muthaf**ker If You Ain't Got Nuthin' Nice To Say Then Don't Say Nuthin'/…..uh, F**k That Shit Bitch Eat A Muthaf**kin' Dick, Chew On A Prick And Lick/a Million Muthaf**kin' Cocks Per Second, I'd Rather Put Out A Muthaf**kin' Gospel Record/I'd Rather Be A Pussy Whipped Bitch, Eat Pussy, And Have Pussy Lips Glued To My Face With A Clit Ring In My Nose Then Quit Bringin' My Flows/ Quit Givin' Me My Ammo. Can't You See Why I'm So Mean? If Y'all Leave Me Alone This Wouldn't Be My M.O./I Wouldn't Have To Go, Eenee, Meenee, Meini, Mo, Catch A Homo By His Toe, Man I Don't Know No More/am I The Only F**kin' One Who's Normal Any More?/Dad...



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Verse 3

My Songs Can Make You Cry, Take You By Surprise At The Same Time, Can Make You Dry Your Eyes With The Same Rhyme/see What You're Seein' Is A Genius At Work, Which To Me Isn't Work, So It's Easy To Misinterpret It At First/cus When I Speak, It's Tongue-in-cheek, I'd Yank My F**kin' Teeth Before I'd Ever Bite My Tongue/I'd Slice My Gums, Get Struck By F**kin' Lightning Twice At Once And Die And Come Back As Vanilla Ice's Son/and Walk Around The Rest Of My Life Spit On, And Kicked And Hit With Shit Everytime I Sung/like R. Kelly As Soon As "Bump And Grind" Comes On. More Pain Inside Of My Brain Than The Eyes Of A Little Girl/ Inside Of A Plane Aimed At The World Trade, Standin' On Ronnie's Grave, Screamin' At The Sky, Till Clouds Gather, It's Clyde Mathers And Bonnie Jade/and That's Pretty Much The Gist Of It, The Parents Are Pissed But The Kids Love It. 9 Millimeter Heater Stashed In 2 Seaters With Meat Cleavers/I Don't Blame You, I Wouldn't Let Hailie Listen To Me Neither...



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Hailie:

Crazy

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