My Boy's Being Sus', He Was Shady Enough, But Now He's Just A Shadow
My Boy Loves His Friends Like I Love My Splitends, And By That I Mean
He Cuts 'em Off
(What?!)

My Boy
My Boy
My Boy
Don't Love Me Like He Promised

My Boy
My Boy
My Boy
He Ain't A Man, And Sure As Hell Ain't Honest

My Boy's Being Sus' And He Don't Know How To Cuss
He Just Sounds Like He's Tryna Be His Father (Who Are You?)
My Boy's An Ugly Crier But He's Such A Pretty Liar
And By That I Mean He Said He'd "change"

My Boy
My Boy
My Boy
Don't Love Me Like He Promised

My Boy
My Boy
My Boy
He Ain't A Man And Sure As Hell Ain't Honest

My Boy, My Boy, My Friends, I Love My Split Ends
(Alright Dude, Go Trip Over A Knife)

My Boy
My Boy
My Boy
Don't Love Me Like He Promised

My Boy
My Boy
My Boy
He Ain't A Man And Sure As Hell Ain't Honest

You Want Me To Be Yours, Well, Then You Gotta Be Mine
And If You Want A Good Girl, Then Goodbye
You Want Me To Be Yours, Well, Then You Gotta Be Mine
And If You Want A Good Girl, Then Goodbye