Josh Mills, You're A Goddamn Genius And A Motherfucking Idiot

But I Can Never Stay Mad Because I'm Forever In Your Stupid Debt

The Top Six Inventions In The Twenty-hundred Time

I Was Sad, But Now I'm Fine Fine Fine

We're Not Shining Up Shit, We're Coating It With Gold

It's Only Juvenile, Twenty Seven Years Old

It's A Nice New Den That We're Making A Mess In

Let's Throw Away Each Of The Anti-depressants!



[Chorus]

It's The Mustache, It's The Mustache

Put It On The T.V Screen, It'll Make You Feel Better

It's The Mustache, It's The Mustache

Put It On The T.V Screen, It'll Make You Feel Better



Yeah!

I Have A Piece Of Scotch Tape And A Sharpie Pen

I'm Drawing On The Mustache From End To Stupid End

With The Sticky Side Down In The Middle Of The Shit

Improving Television On The Space Above The Lip