Aw, Who's The Queen Of The Locker Room
Who's The Cream Of The Crop
Well Joey Took Her To The Matinee
Said, "God, She Wouldn't Stop!"

Holy Muscle Of Love
My Heart's A Muscle

Well, I Must Have Come To That Crazy Age
Where Ev'rything Is Hot
'Cause I Don't Know If The Things I'm Thinking
Are Normal Thoughts Or Not

Holy Muscle Of Love
Well, I Got A Muscle Of Love
Yeah
Ooh

I Read Dad's Books Like I Did Before
Now Things Are Crystal Clear
Lock The Door In The Bathroom Now
I Just Can't Get Caught In Here

Holy Muscle Of Love
Well, I Got A Muscle Of Love
Holy Muscle Of Love
I Got A Muscle Of Love
Holy Muscle Of Love
My Heart's A Muscle Of Love
Holy Muscle Of Love
Well, I Got A Muscle Of Love
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Must Be A Gift From Above
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

(Hallelujah, Etc.)