The MummyBob McFadden And Dor Brunswick 9-55140(Rod McKuen)[NARRATION WITH INSTRUMENTAL BACKGROUND]MUMMY: I'm A Mummy. I Scare People. Watch What Happens When I Walk Up To Somebody. I'm A Mummy.FIRST PERSON: MUMMY: I Was Born One Thousand Nine Hundred And Fity-nine Years Ago. My Daddy Was A Mummy, Too. Watch What Happens When I Walk Up To Somebody. I'm A Mummy.SECOND PERSON: MUMMY: I Don't Try To Scare People. I Really Came Back To Life To Buy A Copy Of "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb", But People Run From Me. Watch What Happens When I Walk Up To Somebody. I'm A Mummy.THIRD PERSON: MUMMY: I Wish There Was Somebody Somewhere Who Wasn't Afraid Of Me. Oh, Well. Watch What Happens When I Walk Up To Somebody. I'm A Mummy.BEATNIK: That's Cool.MUMMY: I'm A Mummy.BEATNIK: You Mean You're A Mother.MUMMY: No, I'm A Mummy.BEATNIK: I'm A Beatnik.MUMMY: People Are Afraid Of Me.BEATNIK: Yeah, I'll Bet.MUMMY: I Was Born One Thousand Nine Hundred And Fifty-nine Years Ago.BEATNIK: Oh, Yeah, Like That's A Long Gig.MUMMY: Where Can I Buy A Copy Of "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb"?BEATNIK: Oooh, Man, I Don't Dig That Trash. You Know Like Brubeck, Sherwin, Modern Jazz Quartet?MUMMY: I'm A Mummy.BEATNIK: Man, You Got A Warped Groove.MUMMY: Aren't You Afraid Of Me? Aren't You Gonna Scream?BEATNIK: Oh, Yeah, Like "help."Transcribed By Little JohnThese Lyrics Were Transcribed From The Specific Recording Referencedabove, And Are For Personal Use And Research Interest Only.