I′m Sorry I'm Not Mr. Sunshine
All Jokes ′til I Start Feeling Like The Punchline
I Know That You Want Mr. OptimisticThat Ain't Realistic
I Ain't Mr. Sunshine

Do My Smile Keep You Around?
How About When It′s Upside Down?
How About When I′m In Bed
Four Or Five Days, Will You Love Me Now?

I Bet Money
You'd Smell Cyanide In My Honey
Watch Me Cry At Night And Then Roll Your Eyes
′Til You Decide To Start Runnin', Oh-oh

I′ll Be Ready
When You Let Me
Don't Forget Me
Maybe I Ain′t What I Was Then

I'm Sorry, I'm Not Mr. Sunshine
All Jokes ′til I Start Feeling Like The Punchline
I Know That You Want Mr. Optimistic
That Ain′t Realistic
I Ain't Mr. Sunshine

I′m Sorry, I'm Not Mr. Sunshine
So Low And I Might Be Here For A Long Time
I Know That You Want Mr. Optimistic
That Ain′t Realistic
I Ain't Mr. Sunshine

Remember The Time That I Told You
Your Troubles Are Mine And I′d Hold You Down
Stick Around, Now You Nowhere To Be Found
Now You Want Rainbows
I'm A Hurricane, A Tornado
Full Of Hurt And Pain
And We Don't Hurt The Same
But I Still Care If You′re Okay Though

I′ll Be Ready
When You Let Me
Don't Forget Me
Maybe I Ain′t What I Was Then

I'm Sorry, I′m Not Mr. Sunshine
All Jokes 'til I Start Feeling Like The Punchline
I Know That You Want Mr. Optimistic
That Ain′t Realistic
I Ain't Mr. Sunshine

I'm Sorry, I′m Not Mr. Sunshine
So Low And I Might Be Here For A Long Time
I Know That You Want Mr. Optimistic
That Ain′t Realistic
I Ain't Mr. Sunshine