I Heard A Funny Thing About Me

Lately I've Been Living On The Edge

I Won't Say That Ain't True,

But Who The Hell Are You

I Don't Recognize My Own Face Or My Friends.



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Hey, Mr. Smiley

Read The Writing

On The Wall

Wake Up, Mr. Smiley

Before You Don't Wake

Up At All, Up At All



Today, I Hired Me A Yes Man

He Simply Agrees With Everything I Say

He Does All My Dirty Deals

And Feeds Me My Pills

As Long As I'm Still Breathing He Gets Paid



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Solo



Yesterday I Had A Conversation

With All Them Voices In My Head

One Said I Was No Good

One Said I Should Quit

One Said To Remind Myself To Get Myself A Fix



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Hey Mr. Smiley

And I'm Feeling Ten Feet Tall

Bye Mr. Smiley

You Got To Go Now, They Just Called, They Just Called