You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch,
You Really Are A Heel,
You're As Cuddly As A Cactus,
You're As Charming As An Eel, Mr. Grinch.
You're A Bad Banana With A Greasy Black Peel!

You're A Monster, Mr. Grinch,
Your Heart's An Empty Hole,
Your Brain Is Full Of Spiders,
You've Got Garlic In Your Soul, Mr. Grinch.
I Wouldn't Touch You With A Thirty-nine-and-a-half Foot Pole!

You're A Foul One, Mr. Grinch,
You Have Termites In Your Smile.
You Have All The Tender Sweetness
Of A Seasick Crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
Given The Choice Between The Two Of You I'd Take The
Seasick Crocodile!

You're A Rotter, Mr. Grinch,
You're The King Of Sinful Sots,
Your Heart's A Dead Tomato Splotched
With Moldy Purple Spots, Mr. Grinch.
You're A Three Decker Sauerkraut And Toadstool Sandwich
With Arsenic Sauce!

You Nauseate Me, Mr. Grinch,
With A Nauseous Super "naus",
You're A Crooked Dirty Jockey
And You Drive A Crooked Hoss, Mr. Grinch.
Your Soul Is An Appalling Dump Heap Overflowing With The
Most Disgraceful Assortment Of Rubbish Imaginable
Mangled Up In Tangled Up Knots!

You're A Foul One, Mr. Grinch,
You're A Nasty Wasty Skunk,
Your Heart Is Full Of Unwashed Socks,
Your Soul Is Full Of Gunk, Mr. Grinch.
The Three Words That Best Describe You Are As Follows, And
I Quote, "Stink, Stank, Stunk!"