Director:

Well Hello Everybody

Welcome To MDA, That's Mountain Dew Anonymous

For Those That Have Abuse Problems With Mountain Dew

We Have A New Member Today, His Name's KJ-52

KJ Introduce Yourself

KJ-52:

My Name Is KJ-52 And I'm Addicted To Mountain Dew

Director:

Tell The People A Little About What Happened



KJ-52

What Am I Gonna Do, I'm Addicted To Mountain Dew

When I Drink Just One Or Two

People Say "Boy What's Wrong With You Man"

Start Acting Like A Fool, From All The Caffeine And Sugar Too

I'm Fiending Like I Ain't Got A Clue

And This Is What I'm Gonna Say To You



CHORUS:

Uhh...Gimme That Mountain Dew

Uhh...Gimme That Mountain Dew

Uhh...Gimme That Mountain Dew

I Ain't Playing With You Better Gimme That Mountain Dew



Director:

Well, KJ I Know That Must Be Tough To Talk About,

But Part Of Recovery Is Talking About It Starts

Explain How This Started



KJ-52:

I Started When I Was On Tour

I Had To Stay Awak So I Went To The Store

Loaded Up And I Buth Like Four, I Just Kept Drinking More And More

When All Of A Sudden Something Happened To Me

Just For Some Reason I Couldn't Fall Asleep

Mabe It Was All The Sugar And The Caffeine

Not Sure But I Started To Scream...



CHORUS



Director:

Well, KJ I Know That Was Painful To Talk About

But You CAN Overcome It

You Just Have To Admit That You Have A Problem.



KJ-52:

I Got A Problem I Jsut Can't Help It

Somebody Help I Think I'm Addicted

Cause Every Day I Just Got To Have It

I Can't Help It, It's Just A Habit

I Got A Problem, I Get It

I'm An Addict, I'll Admit It

And I Promise I'm Gonna Quit It

Hey That Mountain Dew Over There, Anybody Gonna Finish It...?



Director:

KJ, You Need To Put The Mountain Dew Down.

KJ, Back Away From The Mountain Dew

KJ-52 BACK AWAY FROM THE MOUNTAIN DEW

NOW MAN, I AIN'T PLAYING WITH YOU