BEYOTCH!



Short Dog's In The House Once Again With This Pimp Shit




Chorus:



These Are The Tales The Freaky Tales



These Are The Tales That I Tell So Well



For Fifteen Years I've Been A Real Player



So If You Wanna Have Sex Say Hell Yeah




Verse 1: Too $hort



I Met This Girl In Atlanta



She Let A Nigga F**k But I Still Can't Stand Her



The Pussy Wasn't Good I Said "What's Up Bitch?



I'm Tired Of F**kin' Can You Suck Dick?"



She Said "No", But She Had Another Friend



So I Switched Like A Real Pimp



Laying On My Back With My Dick In Her Mouth



I Said "Beyotch!! What You Talkin' 'bout?"



She Mumbled Something, I Don't Know What She Said



Smoking On A Joint Gettin Some Bomb-ass Head



Bitch Said Her Name Was Theresa



All On My Dick Like Cheese On Pizza



In The A-T-L Where The Grass Is Greener



I F**ked Nina, Melina, Sabrina And Tina



When I First Moved Out There, I Met Holly



Five-foot One With A Bad Ass Body



Freaky Little Bitch She Was A Gemini



She Used To Stand Up And Say "Shoot It In My Eye!"



I Met Another Girl Went To Spellman College



Every Day After School I Aquired The Knowledge



I Took Her To My House So I Could Get Some



I F**ked Her Real Good And Made The Bitch Cum



She Was Hella Limber, Said Her Name Was Amber



She Wouldn't Stop Screaming, That's All I Remember



I Had Another Freak, Her Name Was Wendy



When I First Met The Bitch She Said "Please Don't Pimp Me!"



I Did It Anyway



I'm Coming Straight From Oakland, C-A



Ain't No Other Way, Like My Girl Shante



She Lives In Atlanta, But She Comes From The Bay



Let Me Hit That Hometown Pussy On The Strimp