The Name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley
And I Come Before You People With An Idea
Probably The Greatest . . .
Aw It's Not For You,
It's More Of A SHELBYVILLE Idea

Now Wait Jst A Minute!
We're Twice As Smart As The People Of Shelbyville!
Just Tell Us Ur Idea And We'll Vote For It!

Alright! I'll Tell U Wot I'll Do!
I'll Show U My Idea!
I Give You The Springfield Monorail

OH

I've Sold Monorails To Brockway, Augdenville N North Haberbrook N By Gum It Put Them On The Map!
Well Sir Theres Nothing On Earth Like A Genuine Bonified Electrified 6 Car Monorail!
Wot'd I Say?

Monorail!

Wot's It Called?

Monorail!

That's Right Monorail!

Monorail, Monorail, Monorail

I Hear Those Things Ar Awfully Loud!
It Glides As Swiftly As A Cloud

Is There A Chance The Track Could Bend?
Not On Ur Life My Hindu Friend

Wot About Us Brain-dead Slobs?
U'll Be Givin Cushy Jobs!

Were U Sent Here By The Devil?
No Good Sir I'm On The Level!

The Ring Came Off My Pudding Can!
Take My Pen-knife My Good Man!

I Swear It's Springfields Only Choice!
Throw Up Your Hands N Raise Your Voice!
Monorail!
Wot's It Called?
Monorail!
Once Again!
Monorail!

But Main Streets Still Al Cracked N Broken!
Sorry Mum The Mob Has Spoken!

Monorail!monorail! Monorail!

MONORAIL!

Mono...d'oh!