I'm A Fleabit Peanut Monkey
All My Friends Are Junkies
That's Not Really True

I'm A Cold Italian Pizza
I Could Use A Lemon Squeezer
What You Do?

But I've Been Bit And I've Been Tossed Around
By Every She-rat In This Town
Have You, Babe?

Well, I Am Just A Monkey Man
I'm Glad You Are A Monkey Woman Too

I Was Bitten By A Boar
I Was Gouged And I Was Gored
But I Pulled On Through

Yes, I'm A Sack Of Broken Eggs
I Always Have An Unmade Bed
Don't You?

Well, I Hope We're Not Too Messianic
Or A Trifle Too Satanic
We Love To Play The Blues

Well I Am Just A Monkey Man
I'm Glad You Are A Monkey, Monkey Woman Too, Babe

I'm A Monkey
I'm A Monkey
I'm A Monkey Man
I'm A Monkey Man
I'm A Monkey...