Mommy's Little Monster Dropped Out Of School,

Mommy's Little Monster Broke All The Rules.

He Loves To Go Out Drinking With The Boys,

He Loves To Go Out And Make Some Noise.

He Doesn't Wanna Be A Doctor Or A Lawyer Get Fat Rich.

He's 20 Years Old He Quit His Job,

Unemployment Pays His Rent!

His Brothers Sisters Have Tasted Sweet Success,

His Parents Condemn Him, Say "his Life's A Mess!"

He's Mommy's Little Monster, He's Not Afraid To Admit It.

He's Mommy's Little Monster, Don't Wake Him In A Fit!!!

Mommy's Little Monster Shoots Methadrine,

Mommy's Little Monster Had Sex At 15

She Left Home For The Streets,

She Couldn't Deal With All That Heat.

She Had Fun With The Boys In The Band,

In Her Eyes It Will Never End.

Her Dad Asked What Happened To Her Face,

It Could Have Happened In Any Place!!!

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Her Eyes Are A Deeper Blue, She Likes Her Hair That Color Too.

She Can Even Wear A Dress, That Doesn't Mean She'll Ever Confess.

She's Mommy's Little Monster

She's Mommy's Little Monster

She's Mommy's Little Monster DON'T TAKE HER LIFE AWAY!!!