Politically Correct And Mentally Erect
I'm Doing Everything I Can To Conserve The Best
But Life Ain't Nothin But A Bowl A Grits
And This United States Proud Crap Makes Me Sick
People Tell Me Go Make A Name For Yourself
Cause That's The Only Way You're Gonna Get Outta This Hell
I'm Gonna Try And Try And Try And Do All That I Can
But I'll Never Understand

It's Guaranteed I'm Making Minimum Wage
I Can't Survive This Day And Age
Home Of The Free
Land Of The Brave
I Can't Survive This Day And Age
It's Guaranteed I'm Making Minimum Wage

I'll Take A Work Strike
Over A Tax Hike
Any Day Of The Year
And I Don't Care About Anything
As Long As Those Striking Ain't Bottling Beer
Give Me A Gun Let's Go Get The XXX
He Wouldn't Mind He's Protected By The Aliens
I've Got A Green Man In My Backyard
This Time The Goverment Has Gone Too Far

It's Guaranteed I'm Making Minimum Wage
I Can't Survive This Day And Age
Home Of The Free
Land Of The Brave
I Can't Survive This Day And Age
It's Guaranteed I'm Making Minimum Wage

It's Guaranteed I'm Making Minimum Wage
I Can't Survive This Day And Age
Home Of The Free
Land Of The Brave
I Can't Survive This Day And Age
It's Guaranteed I'm Making Minimum Wage