Me-he-he-helanie,
What Can The Problem Be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why Won't You Go Out With Me?

She Lived Across The Street On The Fifteenth Floor Of The Gilmore Building.
I Saw Her In The Shower Reaching For Some Soap.
I Knew She Had To Be The Girl For Me, And To Think I Probably
Never Would Have Found Her,
If I Hadn't Bought That Telescope.

Me-he-he-helanie,
What Can The Problem Be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why Won't You Go Out With Me?

I Just Can't Understand It.
Why Won't You Return My Phone Calls?
Are You Still Mad I Gave A Mohawk To Your Cat?
If You'd Just Say The Word, I'm Certain That Our Love Would Last
Forever And Ever,
Or Are You Too Dumb To Realize That?

Me-he-he-helanie,
What Can The Problem Be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why Won't You Go Out With Me?

How Can You Ignore Me, When You Know That I Can't Live Without You?
I Have To Go Through Your Garbage Just To Learn More About You.
Melanie,
Oh Sweet Me-he-he-helanie,
Why Won't You Go Out With Me?

You Weren't Impressed When I Tattooed Your Name Across My Forehead.
You Wouldn't Listen When I Promised To Be True.
I Couldn't Stand It, So I Jumped Out From The Sixteenth Story
Window Right Above You.
Now I May Be Dead But I Still Love You.

Me-he-he-helanie,
What Can The Problem Be?
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie,
Why Won't You Go Out With Me?