(spoken)

Kevin: Hi, I'm Kevin.

Pheobe: And I'm Phoebe.

Count: I'm Count Von Count.

Kevin: Here's A Little Song For You Guys And Gals Out There Who Can't Quite Figure Out What The Wacky World Of Measuring Is All About.

Phoebe: And It Goes Something Like This ...

Count: It Goes Exactly Like This!

(sung)

Phoebe: How Deep Is Your Bathtub?

Count: 2 Feet

How High Is Your Shelf?

3 Feet

Kevin: How Tall Is That Penguin?

24 Inches
You Can Find Out Yourself

Phoebe And Kevin: Just Get Out Your Ruler
And You Will See

Kevin: How Fun And Useful Measuring Can Be

Phoebe: How Tall Is Your Brother?

2 Feet, 1 Inch

How Big Is That Tree?

5 Feet

Kevin: How Wide Is Your Mother?

One And A Half Feet
Don't Come Running To Me

Phoebe And Kevin: Once You've Tried A Ruler
I'm Sure You'll Agree

Kevin: How Fun And Useful Measuring Can Be

Phoebe And Kevin: Inches, Yards And Feet
They Really Can't Be Beat

Count: For Measuring They Bring Home All The Prizes

Kevin: You Will Find Them On Your Ruler

Count: And There's Really Nothing Cooler

All: When You Want To Figure Out What Something's Size Is

Phoebe And Kevin: How Long Is That Noodle?

8 Inches

How Tall Is That Drink?

5 Inches

Phoebe: How Big Is Your Poodle?

2 Feet, 5 Inches

Kevin: How Deep Is Your Sink?

1 Foot

Phoebe And Kevin: Once You've Tried A Ruler
I'm Sure You'll Agree

Phoebe: How Truly Useful Measuring

Phoebe And Kevin: How Truly Useful Measuring

All: How Truly Useful Measuing Can Be