If I Look Like A Mean Old Man That's What I Am
If I Look Like A Mean Old Man That's What I Am
If I Look Like A Mean Old Man
Who'll Do You Any Way He Can
To Break Your Heart And Kiss Your Hand
That's What I Am

And If I Look Like A Good Old Friend That's What I Am
If I Look Like A Good Old Friend That's What I Am
If I Look Like A Good Old Friend
Who's Good At Bending With The Wind
To Be Your Friend Right To The End
That's What I Am

Chorus:
And If I Look Like A Voodoo Doll That's What I Am
If I Look Like A Voodoo Doll That's What I Am
If I Look Like A Voodoo Doll
Who Takes His Licking Standing Tall
Who'd Rather Bite You Back Than Crawl
That's What I Am

If I Look Like Your Uncle Bob That's What I Am
If I Look Like Your Uncle Bob That's What I Am
If I Look Like Your Uncle Bob
Who Likes To Slap You On The Back And Rob You
While He Still Can Do The Job
That's What I Am

Chorus:
And If I Look Like A Voodoo Doll That's What I Am
If I Look Like A Voodoo Doll That's What I Am
If I Look Like A Voodoo Doll
Who Takes His Licking Standing Tall
Who'd Rather Bite You Back Than Crawl
That's What I Am