In The Mountains Of Norway, Where The Weather Is Cold,

There's Nothing To Do, Except Kill Each Other, And Play Guitars In The Snow



Excluding The Scary Paper Make-up That They Wear,

They Resemble Ink And Dagger, If Ink And Dagger Had Long Hair



They're Pretty Evil, And They Do Not Like God,

I Don't Care If They Burn Down Churches,

But They'd Better Not Fuckin' Touch The Synagouge



I Befreinded Them

Bye Bye Mom, It's Now Me And My Black Metal Friends

I Befriended Them

Bye Bye Franklin, It's Now Me And My Black Metal Friends



They Have Names Like Igor, Helthor, Angor,

But Then Again, It's Not Exactly Like "in Living Color",

I Kinda Hope They Move Here, So I Don't Have To Pay Import Prices,

But I'm Kinda Afraid That They'll Move Near Me,

Because, They're Not Nice



I Befreinded Them

Bye Bye Mom, It's Now Me And My Black Metal Friends

I Befriended Them

Bye Bye Franklin, It's Now Me And My Black Metal Friends



Come On, Ilene,

Come On, Ilene,

Come On, Ilene,

Come On, Ilene!