My Wife Has A Charge Card

That I Got Her The Other Day,

I Owe Five Hundred Dollars

That's Just For Yesterday.



I Said,

"Honey, Here's A Present Go Out And Shop Around.

Get A Couple Of Dresses And Browse Around

Downtown."

She Did Just What I Told Her,

Bought One, Two Or Three

Then Came Home Looking Silly

Making Goo-goo Eyes At Me.



Chorus: (3X)

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank Of America Card



I Said, "Did You Get Your Dresses?"

She Said, "Yes, One Or Two,

But I Had To Get Me Some Shoes And I Needed

Some Jewelry Too."



She Had $200 Dresses

That I Could Have Made And I Can't Sowe!

Fifty Dollars Pair Of Shoes

And I Thought You So And So.



I Said, "What About The Jewelry?"

As Calmly As I Could.

She Said, "Honey, You'll Love Them. They're Pure African Wood."



(Chorus) 3X



Let's Charge It!

Let's Charge It!



She Said, "They Were $200 And I Paid

One And A Half!"

I Just Didn't Believe It,

I Was So Mad I Had To Laugh.



I Could See It In My Mind

On A Horse Like Paul Revere

I Check My Mail Box

'cause These Bills Keep Coming Here.



(Chorus) 3X



Charge It!

Let's Charge It!

Let's Charge It!