M: Hello Melinda Here.
G: Yeah Mate, Uh, You Are The Masseuse?
M: That's Me
G: Mate I Will Need To Come And See You, Right? Because I Have Sustained A Breakdancing Injury.
M: A Breakdancing Injury?
G: Yeah Mate, I Was Too Ambitious With A Maneuver. Alright Mate?
M: Right
G: And Ah, I Have Strained A Muscle Mate.
M: Well That Is No Good. I Won't Be Able To Help You Today Though. I Could Help You Possibly Tomorrow Though.
G: Alright Mate I Come In Because I Think I Have Damaged One Of My Perfectly Formed, Sculpted, Toned And Tanned Calf Muscles. Alright?
M: Right
G: Mate You Can Work On That?
M: Yep, Sure.
G: Alright Mate. Now Mate There's A Bit...
M: When Did You Actually Sustain This Injury?
G: Mate, It Was Yesterday, Right?
M: OK
G: I Was On My Mat In Front Of The Mirror,
M: What?
G: Doing Ah... Do Not Laugh My Friend, Please.
M: I'm Sorry, I'm Sorry.
G: I Was Ah, I Was...
M: I'm Sorry.
G: I Was Doing Ah, Electric Bugaloo
M: OK
G: And Mate ... Mate I Think You Have Strained A Muscle Mate
M: I Have, But Merely...
G: Mate I Think You Have Strained A Muscle Called Your Heart
M: Hm, No Not Really, Not Yet
G: Mate I Will Explain, Right?
M: Yep. So You're In Front Of The Mirror Yesterday Doing... Look I'm Terribly Sorry... I... Hm
G: Mate It's Alright, Alright? Do Not Worry, Alright? I Am A Very Tall, Very Good Looking Man
M: That's Excellent News
G: OK Mate?
M: Yep
G: Alright Mate, And Women, When The Work On My Body, Alright? Afterwards They Fall Into A Trance-like State Mate
M: Wow
G: Alright?
M: That Must Be Really, Um, Unsettling For You
G: Mate It's A Problem, Right? But Ah, They Do Not Come Out Of It For Weeks, Alright?
M: No Kidding?
G: Mate, Do You Know What Doctors Call That State?
M: No, Enlighten Me
G: Love
M: OK
G: Alright Mate? So This What We Do.
M: Yeah
G: I Come In There
M: Right
G: Alright? Now I've Gotta Ask You One Question, Right?
M: Alright, Fire Away
G: Do You Believe In God?
M: Um, Oh Gosh, Er
G: Because I Tell You My Friend, You Will When I Take My Shirt Off. Alright Mate?
M: Ah, OK
G: Mate Probably Before You Have Worked On Skippy, Poofy, Skinny Er, Skippy Guys, Alright? Alright?
M: Yeah
G: But It's Time For You To See The Greek Man
M: Ah, OK
G: OK?
M: Yep
G: Now Greeks, Mate, We Invented Massage, Alright? Listen To You Laughing... Mate I Think You Need To See The Doctor Mate, Alright?
M: Yes Well...
G: Mate You Are Sick With Love
M: Hm, Not Quite. Well Look I Have To Go. Thank You Very Much For Your Call
G: Alright Mate
M: OK, Bye
G: Alright Mate? Take A Strong Sedative And Have A Lie Down, Alright?
M: OK, Bye For Now
G: Goodbye My Friend