Sittin' In A Key West Bar, Here I Am:
There They Are, Hangin' From The Rafters,
Like Monkeys.
Watch 'em Gather 'round, It's A Primal Sound:
"Can I Buy You Another Round Or Get Your Number?"
Check, Please.
They Try To Touch My Heart But They Move Way Too Fast
Just Another Night Of Foreplay In A Shot Glass.

Where Do I Find The Marryin' Kind?
The Kind Of Guy Who'll Settle Down,
Who Ain't Afraid To Be Tied Down.
And He Loves His Mother.
Where Do I Find The Marryin' Kind?
Whoa Oh, Whoa Oh.
Whoa Oh, Whoa Oh.

The Lawyer With The Crooked Tie;
College Boys With Hungry Eyes Lookin' For The Next Notch
On Their Bedpost.
The Doctor From Baltimore; Kinda Cute:
Twice Divorced, Tryin' To Score,
But Me, I Want Somethin' More.
Well, I Don't Want To Be The Last To Leave The Party.
Well, I Wanna Know Is It Me? Oh Where Is He?

Where Do I Find The Marryin' Kind?
The Kind Of Guy Who'll Settle Down,
Who Ain't Afraid To Be Tied Down.
And He Loves His Mother.
Where Do I Find The Marryin' Kind?
Oh
Whoa, Whoa Oh.

Classifieds, Date Lines: Safer Sex Online.
My Biological Clock's Playin' With My Life.
Average Joes, Reality Shows.
I Don't Know.
Just When I Think I've Found The Man Of My Dreams,
I Realize, He's Only In My Dreams.

Where Do I Find The Marryin' Kind?
Oh, The Kind Of Guy Who'll Settle Down,
Who Ain't Afraid To Be Tied Down.
And He Loves His Mother.
Where Do I Find:
Where Do I Find The Marryin' Kind?
Oh, Whoa.
Oh, Whoa.

Sittin' In A Key West Bar, Here I Am:
There They Are, Hangin' From The Rafters,
Like Monkeys.