Young Girl Says To Her Mom, - "How Did You Know That Father Was The One?" - Then Mom Just Rolls Her Eyes - She Says, "You'll Find That Special Guy" - But To Herself She Cannot Lie - She Says, "I'm Praying For The Day I Die - And They Bury Me" - Then Boy Become A Man - He Finds That Special One Who Understands - He Knows 'twas Meant To Be - Her Faults He Cannot See & - Now He's Down On Bended Knee - I Pledge My Love Eternally, - Will You Marry Me? - Do You Take This Woman? - I Don't! - Do You Take This Man? - I Don't! - For The Rest Of Your Awful Life - She Is Your Lawful Wedded Wife - Do You Take This Woman? - I Don't! - Do You Take This Man? - I Don't! - Eternal Agony In Holy Matrimony - The Two Now Joined As One - And From This Holy Union Comes A Son - And The Cycle Begins Again, - Another Fool Is On His Knee - Where Is My Alimony? - Hang Yourself From The Family Tree, - Say Marry Me - Menopause, Mid-life Crisis, - Moments For The Rest Of Your Life - 'Til Death Do You Part, - 'til The Kids Leave Home She Is Your Wife - (June?) - Just Look At Your Parents Strife - Imagine That For The Rest Of Your Life - Do You Take This Women? - Indubitably I Don't - For The Rest Of - Your Awful Life - She Is Your Lawful - Wedded Wife!