At The Corner Table
Sits A Man With A Girlproof Heart
Look If You Are Able
He's Right Up For The Part
He Wears A Dancers Numbers
But He Never Takes Them Home

He's The Man With A Girlproof Heart
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People Say He's Lonely
He's The Man With A Girlproof Heart
He Will Tell You Only
That He Suffers For His Art
But He Don't Care Who He Worries
And He Don't Care Who He Hurts

Repeat Chorus

He's Got A Girl In Every Port
So Don't Go Near
Or You'll Get Caught
He Never Ends A Thing He Starts
He Leaves A Trail Of Broken Hearts

You Better Hide Your Daughter
From The Man With
The Girlproof Heart
Walking On The Water
He Thinks He's Oh So Smart
You Just Might Get An Answer
But You Never Get The Truth

From The Man With
The Girlproof Heart
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He's The Man With A Girlproof Heart
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