Billy Solve His Problems With By Calling Up His Mom

Heather Solves Her Problems With Drugs And Alcohol

Daniel Solves His Problems With A Doctor And The Law

But Malcolm's Got His Own Way, It's Better Than Them All



'Cause Malcolm Solves His Problems With A Chain-saw

Malcolm Solves His Problems With A Chain-saw

Malcolm Solves His Problems With A Chain-saw

And He Never Has The Same Problem Twice



Whether It's A Bill Or A Cheque Arriving Late

Rancid Marble Cheese Or A Steak That's Second Rate

Awful TV Programs Or A Broken Elvis Plate

Or His Fianc閑 Who Dumps Him Because He's Gaining Weight



Malcolm Solves His Problems With A Chain-saw

Malcolm Solves His Problems With A Chain-saw

Malcolm Solves His Problems With A Chain-saw

And He Never Has The Same Problem Twice



And He Goes VRRRRRMMM VRRRRRMMM

Problem Solved!