MR. BROWN


What The F**k Was I Talking About ?


MR. ORANGE


You Said "True Blue" Was About A Guy, You Said It's A Girl Who Meets A Nice Guy


But "Like A Virgin" Was A Metaphor For Big Dicks.


MR. BROWN


Ok, Let Me Tell Ya What "Like A Virgin"'s About.


It's All About This Cooze Who's A Regular F**k Machine.


I'm Talking, Morning, Day,night, Afternoon,


Dick, Dick,dick, Dick, Dick,dick, Dick, Dick, Dick.


MR. BLUE


How Many Dicks Is That?


MR. WHITE


A Lot.


MR. BROWN


Then One Day She Meets A John Holmes Motherf**ker, And It's Like, Whoa Baby.


I Mean, This Cat Is Like Charles Bronson In "The Great Escape." He's Diggin Tunnels.


Now She's Gettin This Serious Dick Action,


She's Feelin Something She Ain't Felt Since Forever. Pain. Pain


JOE


Chew? Toby Chew? No.


MR. BROWN


It Hurts. It Hurts Her. It Shouldn't Hurt.


You Know, Her Pussy Should Be Bubble-Yum By Now.


But When This Cat F**ks Her, It Hurts. It Hurts Like It Did The First Time.


You See The Pain Is Reminding A F**k Machine What Is Once Like To Be A Virgin.


Hence, "Like A Virgin."