" I've Got An Ex-boyfriend Who Calls Me Up


To Blame Me For His Life


I Get Bunches Of Roses From Another Guy


And Hate Mail From His Wife


I Date A Stupid Jerk Who Forgets My Name


Likes Making Love Watchin' T.v


And Some Guy Calls In The Middle Of The Night


Just So I Can Hear Him Breathe "





"CHORUS "





" Lucky Me


Lucky - Lucky Me


I Have Everything In The Whole Wide World


A Girl Could Ever Need


Lucky Me (Lucky - Lucky Little Old Me) "





" I've Got A Great Car - It's A Red Convertible


Made By Matel


Got A Nice House In The Suburbs


With 'Hells Angel's' As Neighbours Aswell


I've Got A Scholarship For A Hundred Years Of College


If I Want To Study Dentistry


And My Folks Just Want Me Married


And Popping Out The Grandkids


To Keep Them Company "





"CHORUS "





" I Think I Wanna Join The Chrishnas


Give Up All My Wordly Goods


And Cut Off All My Hair


Theres Nothing That I Have Right Now


That Brings Me Any Joy


When I'm Shopping At The Mall


Can't Find It Anywhere "





" Well I Got My Tamagotchi


And I Got My Wristwatch Wound


I Have So Many Friends On The Internet


I Could Never Be Alone


I Got Just Enough Cash To Pay Alot Of Tax


Not Enough To Quit My Job


Got A Fools Gold Ring - A Credit Card Debt


Psychiatrist For My Dog "





"CHORUS "