(Michael Peterson/Arlos Smith)

Everybody's Wavin' Good-bye To Joe
His Wife Called, Last Call...he's Gotta Go
Kinda Brings A Tear, To Every Single Guy
I Admire His Dedication, He's A Family Man
Thirteen Years Had A Ring On His Hand
Kinda Makes Me Wonder, If I Should Give It A Try

Well I Would If I Could, But I Can't So I Won't
They're Sayin' I Do, I'm Sayin' I Don't
I Won't Regret It, One Single Minute
'Cause Love's Great When You're Not In It

No Curtains On The Windows, Just A Couple Sheets
TV Dinners, My Life Is Complete
Ain't No One More Committed...I Love The Single Life
If I Want To, I Can Put On My Cleanest Dirty Shirt
Stay Out All Night For Better Or Worse
Just Look What I'd Be Missin', If I Had A Wife

Well I Would If I Could, But I Can't So I Won't
They're Sayin' I Do, I'm Sayin' I Don't
I Won't Regret It, One Single Minute
'Cause Love's Great When You're Not In It

Well I Would If I Could, But I Can't So I Won't
They're Sayin' I Do, I'm Sayin' I Don't
I Won't Regret It, One Single Minute
'Cause Love's Great When You're Not In It

I Would If I Could, But I Can't So I Won't
They're Sayin' I Do, I'm Sayin' I Don't
I Won't Regret It, One Single Minute
'Cause Love's Great When You're Not In It

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