(Ira Dean/Keith Burns)

Love Is A Ball, A Hundred-pound Ball
On The End Of A Chain About Ten Foot Long
Wrapped Around My Ankle, I Drag It Down The Hall
People Let Me Tell Ya That Love Is A Ball
(Kick It In)

Love Is A Chevy, A '67 Chevy
Sittin' In The Back Seat, Breathin' Hot And Heavy
Foggin' Upt He Window 'til I Can't See Out At All
People Let Me Tell Ya That Love Is A Ball

There Are So Many Variations
Sometimes It All Can Come Unwound...wound...wound
But Given Any Situation
You Will Find It Always Hangin' 'round...round...round

Love Is A Child, An Innocent Child
Runnin' Through A Field Full Of Flowers Growin' Wild
Laughin' And Jumpin', Rollin' When They Fall
People Let Me Tell Ya That Love Is A Ball

Love Is A Ball, A Hundred-pound Ball
On The End Of A Chain About Ten Foot Long
Love Is A Chevy, A '67 Chevy
Sittin' In The Back Seat, Breathin' Hot And Heavy
Love Is A Child, An Innocent Child
Runnin' Through A Field Full Of Flowers Growin' Wild
We Live On A Rock, It Holds Us One And All
All We Want Is Love And Love Is A Ball