For The First Time In My Life, I Was Sold In Love

(Laughter) (Why You Laughin' At Me?)

I Met This Girl Called Lorraine Who Stole My Heart



And When I Find Her, I'm Gonna Kill Her (repeat X4)

Lorraine (repeat X11)



She Was So In Love With Me, We Were Gonna Get Wed

So I Bought Her Lots Of Things- Diamond Ring, Brand New Bed

(A Brand New Bed? Yes, A Brand New Bed!)



And When I Find Her, I'm Gonna Kill Her (repeat X4)

Lorraine (repeat X11)



For The First Time In My Life, I Was In Love

Lorraine, She Treat Me Like A Flipping Coin!

Lorraine, She Took Everything

Even My Brand New Engagement Ring

She Took The Car And Went To Town

But Now She Can Only Be Found...



Lorraine Punched Me On The Nose, So I Slapped Her Round The Head

Then We Talked The Whole Thing Out, And Went Straight To Bed



And Now I've Found Her, Don't Wanna Kill Her (repeat X4)

Lorraine (repeat X11)