Sit Around And Watch The Tube But Nothing's On


I Change The Channels For An Hour Or Two


Twiddle My Thumbs Just For A Bit


I'm Sick Of All The Same Old Shit


In A House With Unlocked Doors


And I'm F**king Lazy





Bite My Lip And Close My Eyes


Take Me Away To Paradise


I'm So Damn Bored I'm Going Blind!!!


And I Smell Like Shit





Peel Me Off From This Velcro Seat And Get Me Moving


I Sure As Hell Can't Do It By Myself


I'm Feeling Like A Dog In Heat


Barred Indoors From The Summer Street


I Lock The Door To My Own Cell


And I Lost The Key





Bite My Lip And Close My Eyes


Take Me Away To Paradise


I'm So Damn Bored I'm Going Blind!!!


And I Smell Like Shit





I Got No Motivation


Where Is My Motivation


No Time For The Motivation


Smoking My Inspiration





I Sit Around And Watch The Phone But No One's Calling


Call Me Pathetic, Call Me What You Will


My Mother Says To Get A Job


But She Don't Like The One She's Got


When Masturbation's Lost Its Fun


You're F**king Breaking





Bite My Lip And Close My Eyes


Take Me Away To Paradise


I'm So Damn Bored And I'm Going Blind


And Lonliness Has To Suffice


Bite My Lip And Close My Eyes


Oh, Slipping Away To Paradise


Some Say Quit Or I'll Go Blind


But It's Just A Myth