Ah, Hello...Give Me Missing Persons, They Said

What Is It That You Need?

I Said Oh, I Need Her So...She Said You've

Got To Stop Your Pleading



'Cause No Matter What You Do,

Even Pray To Heaven Above, Ooh

All You'll Ever Get From Her Is

Long Distance Love



I Read The Papers

And I Got The Blues

I'm So Sad To Hear The News

Help Wanted, But Not Enough

You Know These Times Are Gettin' Rough



'cause No Matter What Ido

Even Pray To Heaven Above

All I Ever Get From Her Is Long Distance Love

Woo-oh-ah-ha



You Know Her Toes Were So Pretty

And Her Life So Sweet

I Wonder Do She Know

Do She She Know She Hurt Me So



'cause No Matter What I Do

I Even Pray To Heaven Above

All I Seem To Get From Her Is

Long Distance Love

Long Distance Love