Forgot My Alarm; I Overslept Again

Had To Shave In A Hurry, Almost Cut Off My Chin

Slipped In The Bathtub.I Think I Broke I My Neck

My Car's Out Of Gas, I Forgot To Check

Going Nowhere Fast

What The Heck!



Sometimes It Feels Like I'm Living In A Movie

Acting Out A Story That's Not My Own

There's Drama And Action - And Random Acts Of Tragedy

I Don't Want To Be In This Starring Role



I Got To Work Late - My Boss Chewed Me Out

Called Me "irresponsible"; Cleaned Out My Desk

Stopped By The Hospice Said Bye To A Friend

Found Out I Had Cancer, Only Six Months To Live

What's The Joke?

I Give!



Sometimes It Feels Like I'm Living In A Movie

Acting Out A Story That's Not My Own

There's Drama And Action - And Random Acts Of Tragedy

I Don't Want To Be In This Starring Role



I Can't Believe It

Bad Things Are Always Happening To Me

Serenity; Achieve It

Maybe It's Not As Bad As It Seems



Pulled Over For Speeding, I Wasn't In The Mood

Got Sprayed With Mace; Had A Bad Attitude

Talked To My Wife, She'd Understand

Said She Was Leaving, Found Another Man

How Can This Be? I Don't Understand!



Sometimes It Feels Like I'm Living In A Movie

Acting Out A Story That's Not My Own

There's Drama And Action - And Random Acts Of Tragedy

I Don't Want To Be In This Starring Role