Oh You Are A Mucky Kid



Dirty As A Dustbin Lid



When He Hears The Things That You Did



You'll Get A Belt From Your Dad







You Really Have Your Old Man's Nose



So Crimson, In The Dark It Glows



If You're Not Asleep When The Boozers Close



You'll Get A Belt From Your Dad




You Look So Scruffy Lying There



Strawberry Jam All Through Your Hair



Though In The World You Haven't A Care



And Your Mummy's Got So Many




Oh You Are A Mucky Kid



Dirty As A Dustbin Lid



When He Hears The Things That You Did



You'll Get A Belt From Your Dad




Although You Have No Silver Spoon



Better Days Are Coming Soon



Sister's Working At The Mill



And She Gets Her Pay On Friday



Perhaps One Day We'll Make A Splash



If The Irish Sweeps Provides The Cash



We'll Have A House That's Oh-so Posh



And Buy Your Dad A Brewery




Oh You Are A Mucky Kid



Dirty As A Dustbin Lid



When He Hears The Things That You Did



You'll Get A Belt From Your Dad




You Really Have Your Old Man's Face



You're Growing Up A Real Hard Case



But No One Else Can Take Your Place



Go To Sleep For Mummy