"Little Green Apples #2"



And I Come Home Late At Night And Try To Tiptoe In The Room, And She Says "My My"



And I Stumble Over The Rocking Chair And My Forehead Hits The Floor At Night. It Smarts.



And As She's Standing Over Me She Gives Me Such A Look And I Try To Hide My Bloodshot Eyes, I Know My Goose Is Cooked. And I Say "Honey...I Can Explain This...

I've Been Eating Little Green Apples And I Think Maybe A Little Nap Will Do Me Good."



She Said "All The Noise You're Making Ben, Is Going To Wake Up The Neighborhood."



But I Said "Honey I've Been Eating Little Green Apples And A Lay My Forehead In Your Lap Will Make Me Fine."



And Now Myself Is Feeling Low And I Look Into Her Eyes Aglow And So Am I.



"Hey Honey Ya Know I Learned A New Dance Tonight. Do You Wanna Know What It's Called? Do You Know What It's Called?" "No" "It's Called The Green Apple Quickstep...it's A Real Goer."



"Now Ben Don't Come Home With Drinking On Your Mind"



"Aw Shucks I Didn't Mean It."



"What Do You Mean Coming Home Half Drunk?"



"It's The Truth I Ran Outta Money, That's What."



"Okay Ben It's Time For You To Go To Bed." "I Might As Well, I'll Be In Trouble When I Get Home Anyway." "Aw Honey You Know I Wasn't Meaning That. All I Was Doing Was..."



"I've Been Eating Little Green Apples And I Think A Little Nap Will Do Me Good, So Put A Cold Towel On My Head And Put Old Big Ben To Bed, I Wish You Would...I Wish Somebody Would."