One Morning When I Was Out Shopping

Though You'll Find It Hard To Believe

A Little Blue Man Came Out Of The Crowd

And Timidly Tugged At My Sleeve.



"I Wuv You! I Wuv You!" Said The Little Blue Man

"I Wuv You! I Wuv You To Bits."

"I Wuv You!" He Loved Me Said The Little Blue Man

And Scared Me Right Out Of My Wits.



I Hurried Back To My Apartment

I Rushed In And I Closed The Door

But There On The Desk Stood The Little Blue Man

Who Started To Tell Me Once More



"I Wuv You! I Wuv You!" Said The Little Blue Man

"I Wuv You! I Wuv You To Bits."

"I Wuv You!" He Loved Me Said The Little Blue Man

And Scared Me Right Out Of My Wits.



For Weeks After That I Was Haunted

Though No One Could Seehim But Me

Right By My Side Was The Little Blue Man

Wherever I Happened To Be.



One Evening In Wild Desperation

I Rushed To A Rooftop In Town

And Over The Side Pushed The Little Blue Man

Who Sang To Me All The Way Down



"I Wuv You! I Wuv You!" Said The Little Blue Man

"I Wuv You! I Wuv You To Bits."

"I Wuv You!" He Loved Me Said The Little Blue Man

And Scared Me Right Out Of My Wits.



I Whispered, "Thank Goodness That's Over!"

I Smiled As I Hurried Outside

But There On The Street Stood The Little Blue Man

Who Said With A Tear In His Eye



"I Don't Wuv You Anymore!"