It Takes A Whole Lot Of Liquor

To Like Her

Thats Why I Drink All The Time

It Takes A Whole Lot Of Liquor

To Like Her

But When I'm Liquored Up

I Like Her Just Fine



She Wants To Tell Me Where To Go

Tell Me What To Do

Tell Me What To Eat

And How Loud I Can Chew

She Even Wants To Tell Me

What Thoughts I Oughta Think

It Used To Drive Me Crazy

Till It Drove Me To Drink



It Takes A Whole Lot Of Liquor

To Like Her

Thats Why I Drink All The Time

It Takes A Whole Lot Of Liquor

To Like Her

But When I'm Liquored Up

I Like Her Just Fine



Well Shes Such A Pretty Thing

You'd Think Shes Heaven Sent

She's The Quarrelsome Kind

Love's An Argument

She Could Yell All Day

She Can Scream All Night

I Just Sit There Smilin

As High As A Kite



It Takes A Whole Lot Of Liquor

To Like Her

Thats Why I Drinking All The Time

It Takes A Whole Lot Of Liquor

To Like Her

But When I'm Liquored Up

I Like Her Just Fine



This Drinking Buddy Of Mine

Said He Met A Girl

Said She Was The Meanest

Woman In The World

I Saw Her Pretty Picture

I Said Man Your Poking Fun

Then The Day I Met Her

I Said Pour Me One



It Takes A Whole Lot Of Liquor

To Like Her

Thats Why I Drink All The Time

It Takes A Whole Lot Of Liquor

To Like Her

But When I'm Liquored Up

I Like Her Just Fine



You May Look Down Your Nose At Me

Think I'm An Old Sorry

Son Of A Bean

The Only Way I'm Giving Up

My Drinking Glass Is If I Can

Find A Way To Get Her Off My Back



Spoken: Your Wife's On The Phone.



Little Brown Jug Upon My Lips

Your Saving Our Love

With Every Sip



It Takes A Whole Lot Of Liquor

To Like Her

Thats Why I Drink All The Time

It Takes A Whole Lot Of Liquor

To Like Her

But When I'm Liquored Up

I Like Her Just Fine