On A Tuesday Afternoon
My Mom Came In My Room
And Said, "Get The Fuck Up Out Of Bed,
And Get A God Damn Job."
So I Told Her
"Hey, Hey, Fuck You Mom
And I Threw The Phone At Her Head
But I Missed And Hit Her In The Snatch
So I Slammed The Door In Her Face!
Don't Ever Barge In My Room
Or I'll Kick Your Ass
And Call The Cops
And Tell Them I Am Abused
And You'll Wind Up In Jail
While I Snowboard In Vail
No One To Post Your Bail
Cuz Daddy Loves Me More
He Says That You're A


You're Worthless,
You're Lazy
You're Stupid
A Little Overweight
Now Gimme 20 Bucks
Mommy You're So Worthless
You're Lazy
You're Stupid
A Little Overweight
Now Gimme 20 Bucks
Now Make It 50, Bucks
Now Mom Writes Me Letters
I Write Return To Sender, Let Her
Rot There In Her Cell
I Watch The Dogs Mate On Her Bed
Sorry Mom, I Had To Pawn
Your China, Silver, And All Your Jewelry
I Had To Eat
AND RENT A BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES LIKE YOU!!