Woah, Surprise
Welcome To My Enterprise
For All Y'all Just Arrived
Kiss My Ass 2 Times
Y'all Best Recognize
I'm The Shit, Guys
Tried To Compartmentalize
But I Didn't Know What It Meant

Just Like This
Sippin' Bacardi
Just Like This
A Ladidadi
Just Like This
Just Like This
Just Like This
Ooh
Just Like This
Sippin' Bacardi
Just Like This
A Ladidadi

Don't It Make You Feel Like Shit?
Muhf**ka
Don't It Make You Feel Like Shit?
Oh Man

Once Upon A Compromise
I Dressed Up Like A Regular Guy
And Had My Self A Very Good Time
Once Upon A Compromise
I Dressed Up Like A Regular Guy
And Had My Self A Very Good Time
Once Upon A Compromise
I Dressed Up Like A Regular Guy
And Had My Self A Very Good Time

Woah, Surprise
Make Mine A Super Size
F**k All This Metal Shit
I'm Bringin' Back The Synthesize
Y'all Best Realize
I'm The Shit, Guys
I Tried To Compromise
But It Came Out Counter Clockwise

Just Like This
Sippin' Bacardi
Just Like This
A Ladidadi
Just Like This
Just Like This
Just Like This
Ooh, Touch It Faggot
Just Like This
Sippin' Bacardi
Just Like This
A Ladidadi
Don't It Make You Feel Like Shit?
Muhf**ka
Don't It Make You Feel Like Shit?
Oh Man

Once Upon A Compromise
I Dressed Up Like A Regular Guy
And Had My Self A Very Good Time
Once Upon A Compromise
I Dressed Up Like A Regular Guy
And Had My Self A Very Good Time
Once Upon A Compromise
I Dressed Up Like A Regular Guy
And Had My Self A Very Good Time

All My F**kin' Peeping Toms
In My Basements Making Bombs
I'm The Most
I Suppose
You Couldn't Possibly Butter My Toast
All My Goth Chicks Writin Prose
With My Fingers In Your Nose
I'm The Most
I Suppose
You Couldn't Possibly Butter My Toast

Woah, Surprise
Make Mine A Super Size
F**k All This Metal Shit
I'm Bringin' Back The Synthesize
Y'all Best Realize
I'm The Shit, Guys
I Tried To Compromise
But I Didn't Know What It Meant