For All Those That Are Feeling Way Too Fed Up Inside - Now Here's A Celebration Of Failure And Losing - Like To Put A Shout Out To All Y'all Far And Wide - Sorry People But This Is The Way It's Gotta Be - I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know - We Are Pushing The Parameters To A Brand New Low - The End Is Near There's Lots To Fear - No Such Thing As A Good Day Is What I'm Told - Let The Bad Times Roll - The Grass Is Never Greener On The Other Side - I'll Stay Right Here And Frolic In The Dirt And Gravel - Where's The Love In This Room? I Feel Teary Eyed. - Between You And Me I Don't Think It's Ever Gonna Change - Descend, Rear End, Offend A Friend - It's Wise Of You To Run And Hide From What's Around The Bend - The End Is Near There's Lots To Fear - No Such Thing As A Free Lunch Is What I'm Told - Let The Band Times Roll - Up To Me I'll Embrace Them Happily - Let You People Know I'm Not Foolin' - Come Take A Ride With Me Down To Riverside - Show You What It's Like To Be Coolin' - Life's Gotta Be A Little Better Overseas - Whwre Everyone's Drivin' A Mercedes - Unsatisfied With My Mailorder Bride - So Much For My Last Attempt With The Ladies - Listen To Nobody This Is The Way I Think - Tell 'em All You're Gonna Live At Least Until You're Forty - Just Be Glad You're Only One Shade Of Blue In The Face - Wake Up Smell The Shit And Think That Everything Is Great - I Know, I Know, I Know, I Know - We Are Pushing The Parameters To A Brand New Low - The End Is Near There's Lots To Fear - No Such Thing As A Good Day Is What I'm Told - Let The Bad Times Roll