Well, I Packed My Bags And Bought Myself A Ticket
For The Land Of The Tall Palm Tree
Aloha Old Milwaukee, Hello Waikiki
I Just Stepped Down From The Airplane
When I Heard Her Say,
"Waka Waka Nuka Licka, Waka Waka Nuka Licka
Would You Like A Lei? Eh?"

[Chorus:]
Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian
Whisper In My Ear
Kicka Pooka Mok A Wa Wahini
Are The Words I Long To Hear
Lay Your Coconut On My Tiki
What The Hecka Mooka Mooka Dear
Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian
Say The Words I Long To Hear

It's A Ukulele Honolulu Sunset
Listen To The Grass Skirts Sway
Drinking Rum From A Pineapple
Out On Honolulu Bay
The Steel Guitars All Playing
While She's Talking With Her Hands
Gimme Gimme Oka Doka Make A Wish And Wanta Polka
Words I Understand Hey!

[Chorus]

Well, I Boughta Lota Junka With My Moolah
And Sent It To The Folks Back Home
I Never Had The Chance To Dance The Hula
Well, I Guess I Should Have Known
When You Start Talking To The Sweet Wahini
Walking In The Pale Moonlight
Ohka Noka Whatta Setta Knocka-rocka-sis-boom-boccas
Hope I Said It Right Oh!

[Chorus]

Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian
Say The Words I Long To Hear
[Spoken:] Aloha